A story by Diana Dandelion: Once upon a time there was a king and a queen and their little daughter “Rosebud”. Rosebud was a beautiful, fair daughter who brought much joy to her parents, however there was only one serious flaw: The young princess was cursed with a smelly flatulence problem. She farted green, smelly…
Spiders from the past
From the personal journal of Diana Dandelion, 2005: One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small, And the ones your mother gives you don’t do anything at all; go ask Alice, when she’s 10 feet tall. When men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go, and the white…
